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Jokes For Children - 2

This is page 2 of jokes and humor especially for children.
childrens humor

Why did the baby biscuit cry?
Because it's mother was a wafer too long.

Where do frogs borrow money?
From the river bank.

Where can you leave your dog when you go shopping?
In a barking lot.

What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm going down with something.

What did the picture say to the wall?
I've been framed.

What do you call a baby whale that keeps crying?
A little blubber.

Where do baby trees go to learn?
They attend a tree nursery.

Why did Batman go to the pet shop?
To buy a Robin.

What kind of bulbs never need watering?
Light bulbs.

What did the tree say to the woodpecker?
You bore me.

A Randomly Selected Joke
What is the center of gravity?
The letter V.
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