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Jokes For Children - 3

This is page 3 of jokes and humor for children.

What time is it when you have eaten half of your dinner?
Half ate.

What do you call a dead parrot?
A polygon.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I've become attached to you.

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness pills.

Why are skunks always arguing?
Because they like to raise a stink.

Where do you take injured wasps?
To the waspital.

Which king of England was a chiropodist?
William the Corn Curer.

How do dinosaurs pass exams at school?
With extinction.

Which mouse was a Romane Emperor?
Julius Cheeser.

What animal talks a lot?
A yak.

A Randomly Selected Joke
What is red and green and wears boxing gloves?
A fruit punch.
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