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Jokes For Children - 4

This is page 4 of jokes and humor for children.

What did the robber say to the staff in the glue factory?
This is a stick-up!

Why do bananas not snore? They don' want to wake the rest of the bunch.

Fred: What is cold, white and very high, with a summit and ears?
Brian: I don't know.
Fred: A mountain.
Brian: Where's its ears?
Fred: You must have heard of mountain-ears.

What is always dressing?
Salad cream.

Which type of fish performs operations in a hospital
A sturgeon.

Which country makes you shiver?
Chile.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I've become attached to you.

What is the most dangerous cake in the world?
Attila the Bun.

What kind of sugar sings?
I sing sugar.

What do ghosts call their navy?
The ghost-guard.

A Randomly Selected Joke
What do refrigeration engineers do in their spare time?
They chill out.
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