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Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 5

This is page 5 of jokes and humor for children.

What does grass say when it is cut?
"I don't mow (know)."

What did the shy pebble say?
I wish I was a little boulder.

What is a dog's favorite day of the week?
Chewsday.

What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.

What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.

What's green and goes boing, boing, boing?
A spring cabbage.

Do mountains have ears?
Yes, they have mountaineers.

What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.

What does the invisible man call his mother and father?
His transparents.

Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moooovies.

A Randomly Selected Joke
Yo' momma's so short, she can bungee-jump off a curb!
You can find more like this in the Your Mama Jokes category