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Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 7

This is page 7 of jokes and funny stories for children.

What do you call a multi-storey pig-pen?
You call it a styscraper.

What do you do when a lemon gets hurt?
Give it lemon-aid.

What is purple and barks at visitors?
A grape dane.

Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens.

Why makes the tower of Pisa lean?
It never eats.

Who ate his victims two by two?
Noah shark.

What kind of bow is it impossible to tie?
A rainbow.

Why is the letter E lazy?
Because it is always in bed.

Why did the apple turnover?
Because it saw the banana split.

Did you hear about the two kangaroos who got married?
They lived hoppily ever after.

A Randomly Selected Joke
An old cat had made his home in the alley behind Joe's bar for some time, existing on scraps and occasional handouts from the barman. One evening, emboldened by hunger, the feline attempted to follow Joe through the back door. Regrettably, only the his body had made it through when Joe slammed the door, severing the cat's tail at its base. This proved too much for the old creature, who looked sadly at Joe and expired on the spot. Joe put the carcass back out in the alley and went back to business. The mandatory closing time arrived and Joe was in the process of locking up after the last customers had gone. Approaching the back door he was startled to see an apparition of the old cat mournfully holding its severed tail out, silently pleading for Joe to put the tail back on its corpse so that it could go on to the kitty afterworld complete. Joe shook his head sadly and said to the ghost: "I can't. You know the law: I can't retail spirits after 2:00 AM."
You can find more like this in the Animal Jokes category