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Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 9

This is page 9 of jokes and funny stories for children.

Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?

Why are soldiers so tired on April 1st?
Because they just had a 31 day March!

Why couldn't the bicycle make it up the hill?
Because it was "two" tired!

Why was the guy fired from the orange juice factory?
He couldn't concentrate.

How do you communicate with a fish?
You drop him a line.

How do you start a jelly race?
"Get set."

What sits in a baby buggy and wobbles?
A jelly baby.

Why are adults boring?
Because they're groan-ups.

What colors should you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.

What runs around a field without moving?
A fence.

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A Randomly Selected Joke

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." The man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" The cop asked.
"My wife." said the man.

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