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Knock Knock Jokes - 10

This is page 10 of knock knock jokes.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ferdie.
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time, open this door.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows.
Cows Who.
Cows go moo, not who.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tish.
Tish who?
Bless you.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Victor.
Victor who?
Victor his sports shorts.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Felix.
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream once more I'll scream.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guess.
Guess who?
It's you that's supposed to be guessing, not me.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juliet.
Juliet who?
Juliet so much she has a sore tummy.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee careful out there.


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A quartet.

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