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Knock Knock Jokes - 7

This is page 7 of knock knock jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kipper.
Kipper who?
Kipper hands to yourself.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference, open the door.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Marion.
Marion who?
Marion haste, repent at leisure.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Odette.
Odette who?
Odette's a bad sign.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey who?
Monkey is not working, that's why I knocked.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen who?
Owen the saints go marching in.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Quacker.
Quacker who?
Quacker other bad joke and I'm leaving.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Quiet Tina.
Quiet Tina who?
Quiet Tina courtroom.

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A Randomly Selected Joke

How can Congress trim the fat from Federal spending?
By switching to lo-cal government.

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