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Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Here are some funny really ancient and corny knock knock jokes.

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There are 129 jokes in this category.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.

Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Cat.
Cat Who?
Caterpillar.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Micky
Micky who?
Micky won't fit in the lock, that's why I'm knocking.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jasmine.
Jasmine who?
Jasmine, give it back.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fangs.
Fangs who?
Fangs for nothing.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Almond.
Almond who?
Almond the side of the law.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue heard this joke before?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Toby.
Toby who?
Toby continued.

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A Randomly Selected Joke

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.

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