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Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Here are some funny really ancient and corny knock knock jokes.

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There are 57 jokes in this category.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Are you a cow or an owl?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue who?
Argue going to let me in or not?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia a little boy.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
I'm fine thank you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno what time it is?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eye.
Eye who?
Eye know who you are.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
House.
House who?
House you doing?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justice.
Justice who?
Justice I thought, there is someone home.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo your way and I'll go mine.