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Miscellaneous Jokes

These are the jokes and funny stories which do not fit in any of the other categories.

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There are 40 jokes in this category.

Who drives all his customers away?
A taxi driver.

What kind of music do angels like?
Soul music.

Who can shave twenty times a day and yet still have a beard?
A barber.

Can a match box?
No, but a tin can.

When does it rain money?
When there is a change in the weather.

Which knight never won a battle?
Sir Render.

Where do shellfish go when they want to borrow money?
To the prawnbrokers.

Which famous author wrote about fruit?
William Shakes-pear.

What asks no question but demands an answer?
A ringing telephone.

Where does satisfaction come from?
A satisfactory.

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A Randomly Selected Joke

One day last week I looked out my backyard into my neighbor's backyard and I saw a zebra walking around the yard. So, I called my neighbor and said, "Do you know that you have a zebra in your back yard?"
He said, "Yes, I know what do you think I should do about it?" I said, "Why don't you take it to the zoo."
The next day I looked out my backyard again and the zebra was still in my neighbor's backyard, so I called him up again and said, "Hey, I thought you took that zebra to the zoo?"
He said, "I did, and we had so much fun that today I am taking him to the beach ..."

You can find more like this in the Animal Jokes category