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Miscellaneous JokesThese are the jokes and funny stories which do not fit in any of the other categories. This is page 1 of 3
There are 28 jokes in this category. Did you know production costs in the dairy business are high?
Because of a dense fog, a Mississippi steamboat had to stop at the mouth
of the river. A woman passenger demanded to know the cause of the delay. "Can't see up the river," the harassed captain replied. "Fog's too thick."
Human Cannonball: "That does it, I quit!"
The airliner was accelerating down the runway for take off when it suddenly slowed down and turned back towards the terminal. It was two hours before it finally took off. A worried passenger asked a stewardess what had caused the delay.
STAMP OUT CAPITALISM - use only lower case
That Private Williams is a fine shot with a rifle," observed the sergeant. "Yes," said the lieutenant, "but I wonder what was his occupation before he joined the army." "Why is that, sir?"
When the powerful king found his throne missing, the next day, he ordered HIS army to kidnap the other king's count and force
him to tell where the throne was being hidden. The session went as follows:
SOAP, SOAP, SOAP, SOAP, SOAP, SOAP, SOAP, SOAP
Watch out for lamp manufacturers - there are a lot of shady characters.
I've just been out riding.
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