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Mother-in-law Jokes

Here is our collection of mother-in-law jokes and humor. Mothers-in-law have been a very popular topic of jokes for years.

There are 5 jokes in this category.

A wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have some exciting news for you. Soon there's going to be three of us in this house instead of two."
The husband ran to her and hugged her. He was glowing with happiness, but then his wife said, "I'm glad you're are so happy about my mother coming to stay with us."

Wife: You're always complaining. I wish you would make allowances for my mother's little shortcomimgs.
Husband: I'm not complaining about her shortcomings. It's her long stayings I object to.

Bill: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law had died. What was the complaint?
Fred: We haven't had any yet.

If it's not one thing, its your mother.

I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law.
Did you have it put down?
No, of course not - I had its teeth sharpened.

A Randomly Selected Joke

1st Cannibal: 'I don't think much of your wife.'
2nd Cannibal: 'Never mind - just eat the vegetables instead.'

You can find more like this in the Cannibal Jokes category