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Jokes About Mice

This is our collection of jokes about mice.

There are 6 jokes in this category.


Which mouse was a Roman Emperor?
Julius Cheeser.


What do mice do at the weekend?
The mousework.


What is gray, has four legs, a tail and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.


What musical instruments do mice like to play?
Mouse organs.


What do rodents say when they play bingo?
Eyes down for a full mouse.


What do you call a small rodent's carpet?
A mouse mat.



A Randomly Selected Joke

What do you call two witches who live together?
Broom-mates.

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Witches category


 

 

 

 

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