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Old Age Jokes

This is our collection of jokes about getting old and old age.

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There are 30 jokes in this category.

You know you are getting old when, when it is your doctor that warns you to slow down rather than the highway patrol.

Old printers never die, they're just not the type.

Old musicians never die, they just get played out.

Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.

Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.

Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.

Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.

Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.

Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.

Old cashiers never die, they just check out.

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What is the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One is a fat lot of good and the other is a good lot of fat.
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