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Old Age Jokes

This is our collection of jokes about getting old and old age.

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There are 30 jokes in this category.

You know you are getting old when, when it is your doctor that warns you to slow down rather than the highway patrol.

Old printers never die, they're just not the type.

Old musicians never die, they just get played out.

Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.

Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.

Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.

Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.

Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.

Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.

Old cashiers never die, they just check out.

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A Randomly Selected Joke

Two women go to talking at the supermarket, and one asked the other, "How many times have you been married?"
"Four times," she answered.
"What were their professions?" the other one asked.
"A millionaire, an actor, a preacher, and an undertaker....one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Marriage category