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Funny Jokes And Humor About The Police
There are 14 jokes in this category. What do you call a crow that joins the police?
How do you join the police force?
The officer reported to the watch commander about having no luck with the witness. "Did you browbeat him, yell at him, and ask him every question you could come up with?" asked the watch commander.
How many police officers does it take to break an egg?
A man in jail for a robbery was visited by his wife. "This is the time of year I'd be planting potatoes in the back garden," he said. "Well, I have no time to dig up the garden," replied his wife. "Don't you worry about that," he said. All you'll have to do is plant them just wait and see." After she had gone, he wrote her a letter: "Dear Mary, There is some stuff buried in the back garden that should be passed on to the boys. Can you see to it for me? Love, Michael."
A team of detectives arrived at the business executive's New York penthouse apartment and were admitted by the butler.
an idiot was picked up by the police on an assault charge. He was placed in an identity lineup with ten other men and the accusing woman was escorted into the room.
A policeman make the mistake of arresting a judge who went to a fancy dress party dressed as a convict.
Ten thousand bars of soap have been stolen from a warehouse.
Policeman: Can you give me a description of your missing cashier?
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