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Humorous Questions - 2

This is page 2 of humorous questions.

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to cure it?

Why do some mothers take their kids to the supermarket to smack them?

How do sheep know if you are pulling the wool over their eyes?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If people don't like tailgaters, why do they buy bumper stickers?

Do artificial plants need artificial water?

What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi river.

If a boxer was knocked out by Dracula, what would he be?
Out for the count.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

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A Randomly Selected Joke
What do you call a Japanese piano that is always telling jokes?
A Yamaha-ha.
You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children category