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Humorous Questions - 3

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What coat do you put on wet?
A coat of paint.

If the police arrest a mime artist, do they tell him that he has the right to remain silent?

If people dream in colour, is it a pigment of their imagination?

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

If the fear of being asked "who goes there?" called friendorphobia?

If Olive Oil comes from pressing olives, and coconut oil comes from pressing coconuts, where does baby oil come from?

If you don't pay your exorcist do you get reposessed?

Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?

Have you ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?

Is a very small mother called a minimum?

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A Randomly Selected Joke

Psychiatrist: So what's your problem?
Patient: I prefer patterned socks to plain socks.
Psychiatrist: There's nothing wrong with that. Lots of people prefer patterned socks to plain socks. I do myself.
Patient: So how do you like yours - fried or boiled?

You can find more like this in the Psychiatrist Jokes category