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Humorous Questions

Here are some humorous questions.

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There are 27 jokes in this category.

Does someone who only works part-time at a funeral home only work mournings?

Do nervous butterflies have people in their tummies?

If a butcher weighs 170 pounds when his store is closed, what does he weigh when it's open?
Meat.

If milk is high in fat and cholesterol, why don't cows die of heart attacks?

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to cure it?

Why do some mothers take their kids to the supermarket to smack them?

How do sheep know if you are pulling the wool over their eyes?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If people don't like tailgaters, why do they buy bumper stickers?