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5 Randomly Selected Jokes

"Oh, what a lovely cow!" exclaimed the young woman from the city. "But why doesn't it have any horns?" "There are many reasons," said the farmer. "Some cows don't have them until later in life. Others have them removed, while other breeds are born without them. But this cow doesn't have any horns because it's a horse.

Located in the Animal Jokes section

Did you hear about the man who went to a fancy dress party with a woman draped over his shoulder and told everyone he had come as a tortoise?
When asked who was the woman on his back, he replied, "that's Michelle."

Located in the British Humour section

Who invented fire?
Some bright spark I guess.

Located in the Jokes For Children section

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur anymore at home like you?

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

Located in the Girlfriends section

A Randomly Selected Joke

A hungry lion was searching the jungle looking for food. In a clearing he spotted two men. One was sitting on a rock, reading a book the other was writing a letter. Without a moment's hesitation, the lion pounced on the man reading the book and ate him.
Because even lions know that readers digest and writers cramp.

You can find more like this in the Animal Jokes category