5 Randomly Selected Jokes

What did the shy pebble say?
I wish I was a little boulder.

Located in the Childrens section

Waiter! There's a button in my salad.
Sorry sir, it must have come off the salad dressing.

Located in the Restaurants and Food section

Yesterday, a funeral service was held for a local dairy farmer. After the church service there was a creamation.

Located in the British section

A man in the Australian outback is taken ill and is taken in by the Sisters of Mercy, to revive and grow well. Their finest medicine, oddly enough, is their tea. When the man is ready to leave, he asks how they make it. They explain it is taken from their own special bush out back, the "Mercy Tea" bush. "Do you strain it?" he asks. "No," they tell him, "the Koala bear planted the bush, and the Koala tea of mercy is not strained."

Located in the British section

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos quito.

Located in the Knock Knock section