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5 Randomly Selected Jokes

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How do you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card.

Located in the How Do? section

What is green and sings in the vegetable patch?
Elvis Parsley.

Located in the What Is? section

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference, open the door.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section

Why is a cat lost in the desert like Christmas time?
Because it has sandy claws.

Located in the Christmas section

A Randomly Selected Joke
Which game did Dr Jekyll like playing most?
Hyde and seek.
You can find more like this in the Jokes About Monsters category