5 Randomly Selected Jokes
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The airliner was accelerating down the runway for take off when it suddenly slowed down and turned back towards the terminal. It was two hours before it finally took off. A worried passenger asked a stewardess what had caused the delay.
She replied, "oh there's nothing to worry about. When we were about to take off the pilot heard one of the engines making a strange noise so he decided to return to the terminal. It took us a bit of time to find another pilot." Located in the Miscellaneous Jokes section
How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones
to pronounce the bulb dead.
Scotty, after checking around, notices that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he can't see in the dark to tend to his engines. Kirk must make an emergency
stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a
light bulb from the natives.
Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu, and 3 red
shirt security officers beam down. The 3 security officers are
promply killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured.
Meanwhile, back in orbit, Scotty notices a Klingon ship
approaching and must warp out of orbit to escape detection.
Bones cures the native king who is suffering from the flu, and as a reward the landing party is set free and given all of the light bulbs they can carry.
Scotty cripples the Klingon ship and warps back to the planet just in time to beam up Kirk et. al.
The new bulb is inserted, and the Enterprise continues with its five year mission. Located in the Change A Lightbulb Jokes section
Did you know production costs in the dairy business are high?
A lot of expenses are in curd. Located in the Miscellaneous Jokes section
What is another name for a butcher's boy?
A chop assistant. Located in the British Humour section
Things you should NOT say to a traffic cop.
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doing at least 125 mph to keep up with me. Well done!
5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
7. I pay your salary!
8. Gee Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
9. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
10. When the Officer says "Gee Son...Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably should not respond with, "Gee Officer...Your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?" Located in the Police section
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