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Travel And Vacation Jokes

This is our collection of jokes about travel and vacations.

There are 5 jokes in this category.

I just flew back from my vacation in Spain.
I bet your arms are tired.

A man goes into a travel agents and says that he wants to book a vacation in China.
"Peking?" asked the travel agent.
"No, I want to have a good look around."

What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.

She talks so much that when she goes on vacation to Spain, she has to put suntan lotion on her tongue.

The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.

A Randomly Selected Joke
What do witches use to keep their hair untidy?
Scare spray.
You can find more like this in the Jokes About Witches category