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What Did - Jokes

This is our collection of "What Did?" jokes.

There are 10 jokes in this category.

What did the Pink Panther say when he trod on an ant?
Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant...

What did the turkey with the sore throat say?
Gargle, gargle, gargle.

What did one horse say to the other?
I don't remember your face, but your mane is familiar.

What did the frankfurter say when the dog bit it?
It's a dog-eat-dog world.

What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
I find you very attractive.

What did the nut say when he sneezed?
Cashew!

What did the turkey with a sore throat say?
Gargle, gargle, gargle.

What did the electrician's wife say to her husband when he did not come home from work on time?
Wire you insulate?

What did the baby light bulb say to its mother?
I love you watts and watts.

What did the bookworm say to the librarian?
Can I burrow this book please?

A Randomly Selected Joke

How do you start a jelly race?
You say, "Get set."

You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children category