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What Do - Jokes - 4

This is page 4 of "what do" jokes.

What do you call two bananas?
A pair of slippers.

What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?
A seasoned traveller.

What do you get if you cross an orange with a comedian?
You get peels of laughter.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a transistor radio set?
A golden receiver.

What do liars do when they die?
They lie still.

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.

What do you call a cat who's swallowed a duck?
A duck-filled fatty puss.

What do you call a jester who is unemployed?
Nobody's fool.

What do you get if you cross a banana with a zipper?
A fruit fly.

What do you get if you cross a supermarket cashier with a 100 bars of chocolate?
A chubby checker.

A Randomly Selected Joke
There are two kinds of lawyers: those who know the law and those who know the judge.
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