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What Do - Jokes - 7

This is page 7 of "what do" jokes.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?
Milk with a kick to it.

What do you call a sweater that bounces?
A bungee jumper.

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.

What do you call a woman with a sheep on her head?
Baa-Baa-Ra.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a potato?
Micro chips.

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?
Puff pastry.

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.

What do you call a man who sits at your front door?
Matt

What do you call a lady with both legs the same length?
Nolene

A Randomly Selected Joke
What do you call a nervous sorceress?
A twitch.
You can find more like this in the Jokes About Witches category