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This is our collection of classic "What do?" jokes.

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There are 50 jokes in this category.


What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?
A seasoned traveller.


What do you get if you cross an orange with a comedian?
You get peels of laughter.


What do you get if you cross a dog with a transistor radio set?
A golden receiver.


What do liars do when they die?
They lie still.


What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.


What do you call a cat who's swallowed a duck?
A duck-filled fatty puss.


What do you call a jester who is unemployed?
Nobody's fool.


What do you get if you cross a banana with a zipper?
A fruit fly.


What do you get if you cross a supermarket cashier with a 100 bars of chocolate?
A chubby checker.


What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a mink.
A fur coat with pockets.


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