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This is our collection of "What Has?" jokes.

There are 11 jokes in this category.

What has lots of limbs yet cannot walk?
A tree.

What has a mouth but cannot speak?
A river.

What has two hands but no arms?
A clock.

What has four wheels and flies?
A rubbish bin.

What has a long tongue and walks along the yellow brick road?
The lizard of Oz.

What has a bottom at its top?
A leg.

What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.

What has two humps and can change color?
A camel-ion.

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.

A Randomly Selected Joke
Hardware, n.:
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
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