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What Has - Jokes

This is our collection of "What Has?" jokes.

There are 11 jokes in this category.

What has lots of limbs yet cannot walk?
A tree.

What has a mouth but cannot speak?
A river.

What has two hands but no arms?
A clock.

What has four wheels and flies?
A rubbish bin.

What has a long tongue and walks along the yellow brick road?
The lizard of Oz.

What has a bottom at its top?
A leg.

What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.

What has two humps and can change color?
A camel-ion.

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.

A Randomly Selected Joke
Having just brought his son home from the optician, the Scotsman said to his wife, "Now be sure to take Donald's glasses off when he's not looking at anything."
You can find more like this in the Scottish Jokes category