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What Is - Jokes - 3

This is page 3 of our collection of "What Is?" jokes.

What is green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.

What is yellow and holds up stagecoaches in England?
Dick Turnip.

What is black and white and makes a lot on noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.

What is the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?
"I didn't wake up this morning..."

What's the difference between a postbox and an elephant?
I don't know.
Well, I'm certainly not giving you any letters to post.

What is the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One is a fat lot of good and the other is a good lot of fat.

Submitted by : Julia 

What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes and the other decomposes.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.

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