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Here is our collection of "What Is?" jokes.

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There are 28 jokes in this category.

What is the name given to a hot and noisy duck?
A firequacker.

What is green and sings in the vegetable patch?
Elvis Parsley.

What is red and green and wears boxing gloves?
A fruit punch.

What is ice?
Skid stuff.

What is the name of the prize that is awarded each year to the most successful dieter?
The no - belly prize.

What is black and white and red all over?
A blushing penguin.

What is round, white, and laughs a lot?
A tickled onion.

What is the difference between a coyote and a flea?
One howls on the prairie, and the other prowls on the hairy.

What is a very popular perfume?
A best smeller.

What is an ultimate?
The last person you marry.

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A Randomly Selected Joke

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."

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