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Here is our collection of "What Is?" jokes.

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There are 19 jokes in this category.

What is large, grey and wears a flower behind its ear?
A hippy-potamus.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
"I don't know, and I don't care."

What is very big, grey in color and wears a mask?
The Elephantom of the Opera.

What is green, covered in custard, and is always complaining?
Apple grumble.

What is round and nasty?
A vicious circle.

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

What is black and white and red all over?
An embarassed zebra.

What is the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.

What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman!

What is big, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.

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