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Why Can't You - Jokes
This is our collection of "Why Can't You?" jokes.
There are 1 jokes in this category.
If you are in the jungle and you have a headache, why can't you take an asprin for it?
Because the parrots eat 'em all.
A Randomly Selected Joke
There were these three wildebeests out in the desert: a Papa wildebeest, a
Mama wildebeest, and a baby wildebeest. They're travelling along, trying to
get home, but they get lost and are trying to find their way out of the desert.
The sun beats down and it gets hotter and hotter. The poor wildebeests get
thirstier and weaker. Finally, the Papa wildebeest collapses from the heat and
dies. The Mama and baby continue, but soon the Mama wildebeest also collapses
and dies. The baby struggles on for a while, but he, too, is finally overcome and dies.
That's the end of the gnus. Now, for the weather!You can find more like this in the British Humour category
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