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Why Did - Jokes

This is our collection of "Why Did?" jokes.

There are 13 jokes in this category.

Why did the baker stop making bread?
Because he wasn't making enough dough.

Why did the bald man place a rabbit on his head?
Because he wanted a head of hair.

Why did the office cleaner give up her job?
She realised that grime does not pay.

Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.

Why did the pear go out with the apple?
Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the newspaper reporters go to the ice-cream parlour?
They wanted to get a big scoop.

Why did Karl Marx drink instant tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did the baker stop making donuts?
Because he was tired of the hole business.

Why did the theatre manager find a new job?
He wanted a change of scenery.

Why did everyone in the courtroom keep jumping up and down?
Because it was a kangaroo court.

A Randomly Selected Joke

Men are like used Cars - both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.

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