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Why Was - Jokes

This is our collection of "Why Was?" jokes.

There are 6 jokes in this category.

Why was James Bond only speaking in whispers?
He was on a hush-hush mission.

Why was the parrot wearing a plastic raincoat?
Because it started raining and it wanted to remain polyunsaturated.

Why was a shellfish driving a getaway car?
It was a smash and crab raid.

Why was the butcher worried?
His job was at steak.

Why was the guy fired from the orange juice factory?
He couldn't concentrate.

Why was the Chinese chef always tired?
Because he wokked around the clock.

A Randomly Selected Joke
In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
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