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Yo Mama Jokes - 3

This is page 3 of yo mama jokes.

Yo' momma's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!

Yo' momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!

Yo' momma's so stupid, on an application it said, "Don't write here", and she wrote, "Why?"

Yo' momma's so stupid, if her I.Q. was any lower, she'd trip over it!

Yo' momma's so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!

Yo' momma's so short, she can bungee-jump off a curb!

Yo' momma's so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white!

Yo' momma's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick!

Yo' momma's so old, when Moses split the Red Sea, she was on the other side fishing!

Yo' momma's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment!

A Randomly Selected Joke
One Cup Final day a massive group of football supporters is approaching Wembley Stadium when a funeral procession slowly goes past. Seeing this, one bloke takes his hat off and stands motionless for a moment before walking on. "That was a nice thing to do," said the man next to him.
"Well," said the bloke, "she was a good wife to me."
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