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Your Mama Jokes - 4

This is page 4 of your mama jokes.

Yo' momma's so old, her social security number is 1!

Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the school bus!

Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a purple sweater, people call her "Barney"!

Yo' momma's so fat, when she needs a shower, she goes to a car wash!

Yo' momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!

Yo' momma's so fat, we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet!

Yo momma's so fat, she has her own area code!

Yo momma's so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her!

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

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