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Your Mama Jokes

Here is our collection of "your mama" jokes.

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There are 59 jokes in this category.

Yo momma is so ugly even Rice Krispies won't speak to her!

Yo momma is so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo momma is so stupid she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo momma is so stupid that when she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo momma is so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo momma has got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mamma is so fat, she wore a X t-shirt, and a helicopter landed on her.

Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, they tinted the windows of her incubator!

Yo' momma's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, "It's Halloween already?!"

Yo' momma's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure," and her father said, "Yeah, let's go bury it!"

A Randomly Selected Joke
Lady Customer: Can I try on that dress in the window?
Assistant: If you really want to, but I think it would be better if you tried it on in the changing room.
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