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Your Mama Jokes

Here is our collection of "your mama" jokes.

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There are 59 jokes in this category.

Yo momma is so ugly even Rice Krispies won't speak to her!

Yo momma is so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo momma is so stupid she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo momma is so stupid that when she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo momma is so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo momma has got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mamma is so fat, she wore a X t-shirt, and a helicopter landed on her.

Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, they tinted the windows of her incubator!

Yo' momma's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, "It's Halloween already?!"

Yo' momma's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure," and her father said, "Yeah, let's go bury it!"

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A Randomly Selected Joke

A blonde is on holiday in the depths of Louisiana. She wants a pair of genuine alligator shoes but doesn't want to pay the high prices in the local shops. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde says: "I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper says: "Be my guest. Maybe you'll catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde heads for the swamps, to catch herself an alligator. Later that day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the blonde standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the bank. Lying nearby are several more dead alligators. The shopkeeper watches in amazement as the blonde flips the alligator on its back.
Frustrated, she shouts out: "Oh no, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

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